plunged:

mom: do you mind if i buy you mcdonalds for dinner tonight?

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  • me on tuesday: 4 more days
  • me on wednesday: 3 more days
  • me on thursday: 2 more days
  • me on friday: 1 more day
  • me on saturday: 7 more days
dont-set-an-anchor asked:
Oh my goodness I just love you and your blog so much :) 😍😍😍😍😍

I love my fans :’)

teletubbitch:

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

rowdy-as-fuck

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bakedly:

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

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